Thursday, October 26, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
How
fun i went sexpo on thursday LOL...1st timer it was sooo weird n
funny...sex showbags wif dildos n condoms n pornos n mags n otha tois
lol...they had special dildos n vibrators n wen u enter the g8s for
sexpo u get FREE MINI NEON VIBRATOR!
my mini vibe was green ahaha i
fink dey onli came in green unless u bought one lol..i ended up gettin
one sex bag but wif nuffin filthy in it..it was sented massage oils n
lickable sented lubes...peach wif a hint of bourban then rasberry n
rosepetals den fig n sumfin//but they wer sooo ubbber tummi smellin!
wen dey put it on my hand i just wanted to bite it rite off LOL except
they didnt taste very yum..juz tasted like my skin lol..
bought 3 massage oils n 3 mubs they wer in a pack $22 i fink preety kool :P
I had a fair bit of funny..we ran
into the human GIANT PENIS..he had penises stikin outa him everywhere!
it was sooo yukkk den we ran into the vaginabobbie woman..she was in a
costume so kute LOL HUGE TITTIES as a head n she had blonde pubic hair
ahahah..kinda like the muppets LOL...well i didnt botha goin on the
gerbil...gay ride lol...we watched a strip show it was classy not
trashy n yer she was blonde lol..but it was still preety amuture
stuff..i went past the bad boys australia stand n OMG...
***DRRROOOLLLLSSSS*** THEY WER FUKING HOOOTTTTTT....nice bodies..nice
abs..nice hair n BEWTIFFFULL FACE..i juz wanted a foto lol..they wer
hottttieesss...im so havnin them perform on ma hens nite ahhaha..
So i was like good bye yummi
ben..ther wer bois in lil bunnie suits..like no top black pants n a lil
boe tie..oh yumm they had nice bodies too LOL..but yeh otha then that
if ur a sex maniac sexpo is a MUST GO...they female strippers n pole
dancers wernt preety at all..onli saw one hot chikka at the pole dancin
stage...i watched the pole dance where MISS POLE DANCE AUSTRALIA
performed n FCUK ME DEAD shes made outa RRUUBBERRR...bet shes good in
bed lol..she wa slippin flippin n slidin up n down the pole
everywhere it was sooo AWSOME...so sxc n exotic too not like
stripppping at all -_-
Wish i could pole dance like
that..it was sooo sxc manz...i was like OOHH MYYYY..wow flexible n sxc
she musta been in her lke l8 twenties cuz she didnt look so young but
she wasnt bad lookin..shes a MILF i tell ya...everyone was tryin to
promote themselves...handin out ther posters n signin it n im sittin
like.."iv neva herd of u b4" i didint get to meet sylvia sain or
wat her name is THE FAMOUS FAMOUS PORN STAR lol...DAM! onli strippers n
pole dancers n table dancers etc etc...
I cant w8 to use the body massage on ma man..well
actualli i cant w8 till he uses it on me LOL..oh yeh ther wer also mad
mould ur own body parts kit..$100 so xpemsive ay? well u mould ur mans
penis let it dry n u can use it as a DILDO..omg like WTF lol neva knew
u could do that kinda shit LOL..u can evn mould ur gfs CLIT n boobies
but she has plastered things cant use em as dildos obviously
LOL...weird idea ay? oOo yeh this guy was like hey try this
VIBRATOR...n my friends wer like OH MY LOINS! there is a god n he
created vibrators n dildos HAHA...it fukin wriggled arnd like a
catterpilla!!! imagine stikin a vibrator up ur clit n it wriggles arnd
like a DIK HAHAHA...so weird costed like $65 geeebus as if..ratha hav
my mans dick lol..U JUST HAVE TO GO SEXPOOO ITS UUBBERR GOOODDD!
Entry is $25 they dont chek i.d how weird ay? n they giv
u free vibrator upon entry...lol hwo fun ahahaha...u wont come home
empty handed dvds wer like $10 each or 3 for $25 or sumfin (pornos)
lolz...u evn seee like a projection of gurl on gurl action n live web
cam sex...YUKKYYY lol...n they hav FETTISHES..like they sell weird
dominatrix stuff whips chains n all..lol dw u guys will hav fun :P GO
GO GO GO EVERYONE GO SEXPO lol :P:P:P u sex fans will hav gr8 fun n
couples shuld go 2geva if u want sumfin to spice up ur sex life :P
loads a fun tis gr8..i relli wanted to see the SXC BADBOISAUSTRALIA
strip but i didnt :( they are sxc woooot woooot...ok ta ta peeps LOL
Posted at 05:45 pm by Jewlie
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Monday, July 24, 2006
OH
MY GOSHNESS! HAPPY ONE YR 2 ME N MA MAN ADAMZ :D I was heaps xcited ay?
well we went to star shots on sat morning at like 9am,they did ma hair
all preety n make up too ^_^ i love bein jazzed up 4 fotos ay :P it was
relli funny they go ok adam ur make up time n he wsa like WAT???? I
NEED MAKE UP??? ahahah i jzu
sat ther laughin HAHA it was onli a lil dey put powder on his
blemishes, mascara n a lil lippy :P man i couldnt stop larfin LOL we
bought 3 fotos in total they wer like $165 each for a a4 piece of papa
FUKING RORT but nice fotos LOL..anyways paid 4 em n like an azn would
we r splittin d fotos n i get 2 he gets one then im gona make duplicate
fotos so we both get 3 :) FUKING star shots take taht i rorted u bak :D
im framin the pics in ma room very bewtiful cant w8 to get em..b abt
2-3 weeks though :(
Anyhoot afta that we went bak 2 adams
house 4 a nap then got redi n went to d ct 4 dinna at australia square
in teh revolving restaurant...amazin view i tell u..47 levels up FUK ME
DEAD..revolves slow but u get a lil dizzy lol...i didnt see the harbour
bridge though..fuk the food was a rort ay adam paid like $175 we had a
starter 4 each of us..i had prawns n samon salad thingo? n adam had
seasoned oysters..mine was crap oysters wer yummo but..they put the
oysters arnd the dish then rite in the middle piled it wif seas salt n
i mean PILED the whole dish was salt i thought it was ice then found
out it was salt HAHA..i wonda if they reuse the salt? LOL
then
for mains i had beef wif nice sauce spinich n mushroon the dish was
fuking HUGE but ther was so lil food on it..u noe those posh mutha
fukers? rich kunts hu dont eat much well thats wat we had fuk me dead
talk abt value foe money so not worth it!! adam had pork chops but they
wer so red not cooked! wif rubarb onion mash n salad stuff..preety
average meals..then dessert i was lookin 4ward to it soooo much n u noe
wat the brang out???? fuking 3 blobs of nuffingness! one tiny lil
square cake tiny as nefin size of a ring box! a tiny lil biscuit wif
cream n filling n one TINY TINY scoop of icecream..i was fuking
spewing! i was sooo disapointed in the food all2geva! so was adam..but
the view was not a disapointment..i guess u pay for the view ay? fuking shithouse!
oh
wells it was a lovely evening though..47 levels up n im scared of
heights lol..i was gaon go blue from the rotations LOL full head spin!
good for stoners n drunks cuz ders a bar too LOL..
well
we went home had nice hot sex hehe..just like any couple would
ey? fell asleep was soo tired poor bf juz layin there fallin asleep 2
ys l8ta :( his friend calls him at 4am in d morning FUK I WS PISSSED
OFFF HARD woke me up..so he switched off his fone cuz he doesnt like
the guy hehe..it was so sweet adam told his bestfriend he wanted to
spend the whole day n nite wif me so he wouldnt b able to see his
bestie..it ws kute :) im happi..
he opened his pressie b4
dinna i gave him a davidoff echo perfume gift pak..has shower gel
too..preety big perfume..n afta sex he opened up his otha pressie it
was a davidoff cool water gift pack..perfume n after shave..smells sooo
yummy :P
he liked it ^_^ u can neva hav enuff perfume..i love
perfume! he gav me an engraved foto keychain wif our foto on it..i use
it all d time my new keychain..so preety..car keys,house keys,locka
keys,diary key..all on it ^_^ fanx baby!
in
the mornin we woke up..his friends came ova den went afta a short
wile..den he fulli suprised me wif morning sex woaahh it was hotta den
last nite Lol..*shivers* the things sex does to ya :P he used his
perfume aftawards how kool ^_^ anyways that was my weekend..he had 2
fix ma car lol or it woulda broke down too LOL..*warning* i am a shit
driva n evn shitter parka :P das ok im azn n female :D i'll improve one
day LOL..
hope u all had wondaful weekend :D mwa luv u all.. XOXO
Posted at 01:55 am by Jewlie
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<---climbing a tall rock thing...good fing he didnt fall off..bloody bois..
<----afta kiama got bak to his house tired as hell..n umm i took fotos of our feet cuz i was bored lol
<---my bf...watchin tv..n me bein annoyin snaping fotos constantly lol
<---that thers ma lil sis..shes juz started her HSC woo hoo g'luck :P
<---the
lil bois johnathan his onli 5 in kindy..the lil gurl in blu jackets
selina shes 11 in yr 6 off 2 h.s next yr aww..n ma sis in d middle agn
lol
<------that lil pup ther is my lil BULLY!
<---that yellow fluffball is tiffanys lil isabella lol..shes fully attacking Bully :( lol